Posted August 26, 2023 by: Admin #Humor

Two individuals were employed by the city council for a particular task.

The first man would dig a hole – tirelessly digging away.

The second man would follow, promptly filling the hole – continuously refilling.

Both of these men displayed an astonishing level of dedication; one engaged in digging, while the other diligently restored the ground.

A bystander stood beside the pavement, marveling at the earnestness of their labor, yet struggling to fathom their actions.

Eventually, curiosity got the better of him.

He addressed the hole digger, “I must say, your work ethic is admirable. However, I’m quite puzzled. You dig a hole, and your partner immediately fills it up again!”

In response, the hole digger explained,

“Yes, I realize it might appear rather amusing, but the person in charge of planting the trees is absent today.”

BONUS :

A Lockout Dilemma: Dwayne and Jock in Action

Two individuals not particularly known for their intelligence…

… Dwayne and Jock, found themselves in a predicament when they accidentally locked their car keys inside the vehicle.

In a moment of desperation, Dwayne turned to Jock, asking, “Hey, what if we try using a coat hanger to unlock the car?”

Jock pondered this for a moment and then responded, “Nah, we might look like we’re up to no good, you know, like burglars.”

Dwayne’s mind raced, and he suggested, “Alright, how about using a knife to cut through the rubber and pop the lock?”

Jock shook his head, saying, “Nah, that would just make us seem even less clever than if we tried the coat hanger.”

With a sense of unease, Dwayne exclaimed,

“Well, we better figure something out fast because it’s starting to rain, and to top it off, the sunroof is wide open!”